Characters

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  Aliens

• Ronny B
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  Linton Baxter
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  Malcolm Baxter
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  Paul Baxter
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  Riley Beckwith
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  Ryan Beckwith
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  Walt Beckwith
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  Amy Beckwith-Chilton
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  The Beetles
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  Big Lindsay
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  Ben Bishop
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  George Bough
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  Eustace Boyce
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  Elodie Broussard
• 
  Mimi Broussard

• Cedric the Emo Potato
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  Blossom Cooper
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  Robert Cop
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  Mosstyn Corkindale
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  Sonny Craven
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  Ernest Cromerty
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  Bob Crowley

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  Dan (coroner)
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  Tessa Davies
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  Dixon Lovelace
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  Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte
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  Natalie Durand

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  Jack Finch
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  Dan Finster
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  Desmond Fishman
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  Fotheringay

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  Gary the Horse
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  Ed Gemmel
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  Illeanna Godmundsdottir
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  Gorecasio
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  Grim Reaper
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  Esther de Groot
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  Charlotte Grote
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  Sarah Grote

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  Mildred Haversham
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  Tuan Hoang
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  Glenn Hughes

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  Scout Jones
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  Tim Jones
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  Van Dyke Jones

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  Krampus

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  Little Sisters of Belial
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  Claire Little
• Don Little

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  Graham McGraw
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  Mad Terry
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  Gibbous Moon
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  Mordawwa
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  Mrs. Terry

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  Nemulon-9

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  Hamilton Percy
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  Phyllis
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  Len Pickering
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  Susan Ptolemy

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  Ralph
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  Hugo Rodriguez
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  Romesh Sengupta

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  Santa Claus
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  Katya Schloss
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  Carrot Scruggs
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  Serene Wanderer
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  Sewerman General Johnson
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  Melanie Soap
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  Space Owl
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  Stan Jones

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  Terry Tibbs
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  Bill Tweedy
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  Rich Tweedy

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  Unit Daisy

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  Wee Folk
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  Holly West
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  Darren Wickle
• Ella Wickle
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  Shauna Wickle
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  Shelby Winner
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  Ed and Carol Winters
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  Erin Winters
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  Shelley Winters
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  Daisy Wooton

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  Fallon Young